There must be bananas in the atmosphere.

I am *thisclose* to peeing with excitement.

My boss is spending the rest of the week as far across the country as she can get without actually being in the ocean.

We can move into our new apartment in as little as one week.

We worked out a plan for Pongo and now I can get a new puppy (not quite yet, but I can start planning for one). I want a big dog, but I'm doing a helluva lot of research first so I don't get in over my head.

Shauna bought me a ticket to the DRESDEN DOLLS (and Panic at the Disco). "By the beard of Zeus!" Do you know what this means? Sweaty, swearing Amanda and sweaty, probably naked Brian! Amen America.

And there's sad news that I can't put here, but suffice it to say that I feel like my childhood is slowly being sold piece by piece.